It is my eventual plan to own every business, then take over the world. My empire of evil grows and grows.
Enjoy my delicious, yes you guessed it, fried chicken in the Hong-Dae area of Seoul.
If you’re ever in the Earl’s Court area of London, stay at my luxurious hotel. As you can see, the rank of knight is not enough to honour my mightiness in England.
You can even see the royal sandle in the reflection my name plate etched in solid gold:
And how can you not try some of my famous James Irish Whiskey?
If you are ever in Seattle and need some cheap transport, stop by my auto store:
Which is actually located on the street they named in my honour!
Of course, all of this is just to raise money for my ultimate goal. I would like to send a spaceship to the moon, armed with rovers and exploding paint bombs. I’ve let the kids I teach in on my brilliant plan, but the little munchkins discount me as a crazy old tom-fool. We’ll see who has the last laugh when everybody in the world, forever, every single night, has to stare up at the sky to this!
