Whiz

So I was hanging just outside of the Elbow around three in the morning and some drunk dude comes out for a smoke. Suddenly he unzipps his fly and says “I hope nobody minds if I piss on their car” as he positions himself over some helpless bicycle. Then this other guy steps in and announces that he works security and that he reconsider. So drunk dude has to cut off mid-squirt but at least he was not tased.